Tom Smykowski, "Well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!?" Although hes useless Tom deserves a spot in the KevInfamous Hall Of Fame for reminding us all that if we hang in there long enough good things can happen.

Ben Franklin once said "Beer is proof that God loves us" He hit the nail on the head. Without beer the world would be a very sad and depressed place. Ugly people would always be ugly, there would be no beer pong, parties would be boring. Suicide rates would sky rocket because nobody would be able to drink away their problems. Beer is as necessary as a heart beat. So heres to you beer, your everyones friend, and we love you.