KevInfamous.com
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Our Vision
Merriam-Webster defines a slacker as “a person and especially a young person who is perceived to be disaffected, apathetic, cynical, or lacking ambition.” What the hell would Merriam-Webster know about a slacker? They write a fucking dictionary. Slacking off is a skill and an art-form, and when mastered can reap tremendous benefits. They say that hard work pays off which can be true, but what they don’t tell you is that being a slacker pays off. Who doesn’t like to do the minimum amount of work, while achieving the same grades as someone who did the work? Come to think of it slacker is a harsh term, I prefer a work-a-phobic, they have phobias for everything from spiders to numbers to fear of chickens so why not have one for work. So this site goes out to all those work-a-phobics/slackers. For everyone in high school and college the KevInfamous team will supply all the hints and tips about school and how to actually beat the system. After all there are people who follow the rules, and there are people who use the rules to exploit the system, and that’s what we’re about.
Fundamental Rules of Slacking
- Avoid effort like the plague
- Learn the art of Procrastination
- Generally avoid doing all things avoiding labor
- Get an online job
- What you must do, do half-heartedly
- The fastest you will ever move will be while attempting to escape a labourous activity
The Website is a work in progress, please be patient as we build the site and check back for updates daily.
Remember, If your not cheating, your not trying.