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Things That Piss Us Off
- Parents with bumper stickers that read " we are the proud parent of an honor roll student". What kind of low-grade moron needs to validate themselves through the achievements of their kids. I'd like to see a sticker that says "we are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient enough that he doesnt need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car".
- People who make quote marks in the air with their hands.
- Motivational books, if your motivated enough to buy the book then you obviously dont need it.
- Colored ribbons for different causes, does every cause really need a different colored ribbon, i dont think so, chances are if you can only be remembered by a colored ribbon, your cause isnt to important.
- Athletes who thank Jesus when they win, but never when they lose.
- People who wear cowboy hats.
- School security, unfortunate that these guys couldn't cut it as real security guards/cops.
- People who refer to their friends as their "crew".
- People who ask for the time and point to their wrist.
- Singers with one name.
- The phrase "back in the day".
- Homework, if you taught it right the first time it wouldnt need to be reinforced at home.
- People who are to old to tie their own shoes but are still allowed to drive.
- Motorized carts.
- People who buy a pack of gum with a credit card.
- Self-Help books, if you could help yourself why do you need the book?
- People who find the need to incessently quote movies, listen jackass if I saw the movie ill remember the lines, I don't need you to quote it like its the bible.
- The DMV.
- Politics
- Guys with two cell phones, i guess these guys are just soooooo popular that they just need two phones so they can talk to all there friends, spare me nobodys that popular.
- Guys in their 50's named skip.